ambulance; ambulance! ([info]unitedhotcake) wrote,
@ 2006-02-28 00:43:00
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Harry Potter or Red-Light District?

This PostSecret shit is a really stupid idea. (Relatedly, the fact that the All-American Rejects ripped off such a shitty idea for such a shitty song is appropriately shitty and I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but it's still depressing.) Is it really going to be some kind of expiation to write down something you're afraid of and mail it off to the benevolent gods of web-induced self-pity? You know that an overwhelming majority of this shit isn't even real. I could easily make up tons of dumb shit like this, if I weren't so busy doing other, more productive things - like playing Minesweeper. But you know what the most disappointing part abotu the whole thing? You can fucking buy this shit in print form - from not only Barnes & Noble, but Chapters, Amazon, and (I thought this touch was particularly endearing) "your favorite independent bookstore." I guess that an idea as innovative and anti-establishment as PostSecret deserves space in places where their target hipster audience hangs out - and, you know, on Amazon, because that's definitely not the epitome of the establishment against which the anonymous contributors to PostSecret are rebelling. Stupid fucks. If I felt that the only way I would be remembered in a meaningful way would be to make a cute, pseudo-indie postcard collage full of my deepest darkest secrets and mail it off to some company who would exploit my torment for their financial gains, I'd save on postage and just go ahead and kill myself.

Additionally, I'm really tired of having to share my fucking space. All I want is a couple hours a week to be alone with my boyfriend and have a little sex that's not being forced into becoming a for-the-all-time-land-speed-record session. That's all. But apparently that's asking way too much, because it's been something like twenty-two weeks since the beginning of this school year and I have yet to get it. That's absolutely top-the-fuck-notch. I spend a lot of time talking about how I wish I had the balls to do exactly what I want when I want to whom I want, and I'm getting to the point where I'm about to buy some curtains, hang them around my bed, and just have sex whenever I want, with wanton disregard for anyone else's feelings if need be. And, in the interest of my finances, I might even skip the curtains and have sex in plain sight. I bet that would get me some alone time in the room, and god knows it would be more productive than just whining about how I am fed up with this shit - especially since I hate it so much when people do nothing but whine about how unfair their situations are.

Minesweeper, on the other hand, does not suck. It provides a welcome, very centering respite from doing productive things and/or homework and/or numerous other things that would actually be beneficial. I maintain, however, that one can learn a variety of valuable life lessons from Minesweeper.

  1. Sometimes you get fucked early.
    Sometimes you'll hit a mine on the second or third square you click, and before you've really even gotten started, you're out. This happens in life, sometimes, too, and it's not too bad in either situation. In Minesweeper, you just type F2; in life, you just cut your losses and run. There are other squares on the game board.
  2. Sometimes you make stupid mistakes and end up fucking yourself.
    This one's pretty self-explanatory: you're going too quickly, miss a mine that you've already checked, and boom! Before you can say "sonofabitch, I didn't mean to do that!", your little sun has Xs for eyes. Again, this is easily remedied in Minesweeper: F2. In life, it's a bit more complicated, but if a sincere apology or large roll of duct tape can't fix it, then you're probably better off this way.
  3. Sometimes you get fucked right when things are looking up.
    Man, everybody hates this: you've got one mine and two squares left. Both squares are in the corner, and there is absolutely no indication as to whether one is more likely to provide the solution than the other. You realize that it's not going to do any more good wasting time thinking about it and you make a decision - and you're wrong. Dead wrong. And you've done all that work for nothing. But, then again, sometimes you choose correctly and:
  4. Sometimes you win.
    This is probably the most important thing I have learned from Minesweeper thus far. You have to make choices, even if you're not sure that they're the right ones. If you don't, you end up fucking your chances of getting the new "best time" and you don't make any progress, anyway. Besides, if you don't win, you can always hit F2.

And, in exciting news, I am dispensing with the many-years-old policy of friends-only. I figure that if it needs to be friends-only, it doesn't need posted on the WWW.




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[info]vastslug
2006-02-28 06:55 am UTC (link)
Youth culture for sale?!?! Who knew!?

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[info]aroihkin
2006-02-28 11:41 am UTC (link)
Maaaan, reading minesweeper philosophy at *checks* three-forty in the AM is oddly amusing. :3

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[info]bruinboy24
2006-02-28 01:26 pm UTC (link)
I like PostSecret and even bought the book; I find it interesting to read even if the stuff isn't true. When you think about it, the time you took to write down your absolute disdain for the whole premise itself so everyone could read it was probably close to the amount of time it took someone to make a postcard to be sent in to PostSecret so everyone could see it. If it's so awful for you, just don't read it. :)

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[info]unitedhotcake
2006-03-01 05:46 am UTC (link)
1. i don't read it, because it sucks and i don't waste my time on shit that sucks.
2. it took me maybe 5 minutes to write that paragraph. maybe. so there's no possible way that the amount of time it takes people to come up with their postcards is comparable.

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[info]coke_in_la
2006-02-28 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Wow! I read about half of that and decided that was a lot of bitching and gripping about something so very trivial....

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[info]unitedhotcake
2006-03-01 05:46 am UTC (link)
clearly it wasn't trivial enough to keep you from commenting on it

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[info]coke_in_la
2006-03-01 11:32 pm UTC (link)
nah. i just have been picking up on a lot of bitches and gripes since i've been here for so long....

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[info]incomplete_lie
2006-03-01 02:24 am UTC (link)
after those last two comments...
all i've gotta say is stfu,
because in the time it took you to read this
you could've gone and done something more productive
than read this and complain about it.
ems i love you and you need to be on aim more...
and i agree, i think the idea is stupid.
:)

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[info]unitedhotcake
2006-03-01 05:48 am UTC (link)
thanks very much, amanda. you'll always be my nigga, even if your druggie ass ends up being a pregnant dropout stoned on a street corner somewhere ;)

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[info]new_bird
2006-03-02 07:41 pm UTC (link)
What is worse is the livejournal community: _postsecret_
You know that shit is all made up.

I hate a lot of things, but Post Secret is not one of them. I don't think it is anything special, and I definitely don't think it is used in the way it was meant to be used. Mostly, I think the people that send in the postcards are doing it as a form of boredom induced art. I don't think the senders are trying to state anything important, I think they just do it for the hell of it. It's like anything else, really. Meaningless, but useful for wasting time (be it sending them or or looking at them online, or in a book--which I think is particularly pathetic, actually spending a good deal of money to read boring little sentences in collage form).

Whenever I think of Post Secret I think of this: http://www.foundmagazine.com/

Have you looked at those books?

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[info]ninjolita
2006-11-06 11:34 am UTC (link)
it took me months to get to this entry;
but here it is, & here i am.

since i can no longer read you here,
would you find it at all intrusive
for me to read you on last.fm?

(because i did. & have been.)

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[info]gordie_lachance
2007-03-10 09:25 am UTC (link)
More posts! More posts! More posts!

Long-time-no-see... or no-talk... er whatever...

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